Kristen Stewart: A Lesson in Mouth Breathing
Screened’s Joey Fameli whips up a montage of Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and her constant mouth breathing.
A sight-read of the Air Platform Theme (Athlete’s Rag) from Super Mario World. This brings me joy.
Every time I play Skyrim something out of the ordinary happens and for the most part it is pretty neat, but earlier I was riding around Riften than a dragon started circling overhead. Seeing this I quickly rode my horse(whom I named Artemis) near the gates of the city, dismounted, and headed off to face the dragon. I love my horse and I just don’t want it to become hurt so I normally try to keep it safe, anyways.
I start to battle this dragon, and it decides not to be one of the pushovers, and I got a fight on my hands. I am popping resistance potions, using magicka and dodging/blocking the best I can, but than I see it. On the corner of the right of my screen, my horse shows up and is like “NOPE! NO ONE KILLS MY MILK DRINKER” (I like to imagine he talks in shout, because he is a boss) and starts to kick the dragon. At this point I am like holy shit, my horse came to my aid, but that is when it happened. Three more horses showed up and started helping me with the dragon, than we as a group of five brought the dragon down!
At this point I realized that everything I have heard about the horse being amazing was multiplied by infinity because not only did Artemis saved me, he organized a battalion of horses to come with him.
I’ve been playing Skyrim all weekend (20+ hours), I agree with Brad Shoemaker’s thoughts on his review for Giant Bomb.
"The most homo-erotic tale ever created in any medium"
With user ratings on Metacritic like these, someone had to take Modern Warfare 3 down a peg. Sarcasm aside, Charlie Brooker sees Activision’s latest money magnet much differently than most of us.
